Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) **1/2

Ray Park as Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace

I’ve had a saying that I’ve used for almost 20 years now in relation to The Phantom Menace. I compare the film to waking up Christmas morning expecting some great present only to receive socks. Nothing against socks. They have a place and are quite needed, but there’s no flash with it. The same goes for The Phantom Menace, a film that really doesn’t live up to the excitement of the films that came before it.

The film follows the early adventures of Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan MacGregor) and Anakin Skywalker (Jake Loyd), the boy found in the Tatoine desert by Master Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson). In that sentence the film sounds like it would have some potential. Throw in trade routes, treaties, and Jar Jar Binks and you derail any exciting ideas that are out there. Sadly, this is what the film focuses on as it fails in many ways. Bloated with CGI overindulgence and dialogue that is embarrassing the film relies on its action, which it hands out in spoonfuls.

Looking back over 15 years later you can see what a great film this could have been. The opening scenes with the Jedi fighting droids and hiding on the planet of Naboo. The pod race. The ending with three fronts and Darth Maul. If these sections could have been bridged in a better way than this could have been a far superior film than it turned out to be. Why, of why, didn’t we get more Darth Maul when he was plastered on every piece of merchandise back in 1999? There are the parts to a good Star Wars film there, just not enough hardware to pull it together. Would it have compared to the originals? No, but that’s ok. This film was parsecs away from those films (error intended)

What The Phantom Menace represents is the footing that the saga is built on. It’s buried deep underground and doesn’t serve much purpose. It’s there doing its job, even if it’s an ugly mess. Kind of like socks. I’ve softened a bit on the film, but I can’t call it anything more than average. That’s it. An average film equals a horrible Star Wars film. Even years later this is still one of the most disappointing films of all time.