Fred: The Movie (2010) no stars

Looking back I've realized how much time I've wasted on garbage movies that I'll never get back. I paid for a seat to see Showgirls. And Batman and Robin. I've sat through numerous blights on society that should have never been released to the unsuspecting public. I cringe thinking back on all of them. Every single one. All that background and all of those bad movies never prepared me for the bloody stool that is Fred: The Movie. 


I was not familiar with the whole Fred phenomenon before sitting down to watch this masterpiece of garbage. Fred is a You Tube legend that got his own movie, further proving that Hollywood is fucked. Fred is a screaming ass that ruins a perfectly good blank screen for one hour and twenty-two minutes. That entire time is Fred screaming. There's some plot about a girl and bullies, but that's in the background of this asshole screaming all the damn time. He does not stop, even to take a breath. My head hurt so much after viewing this calamity I though I had a tumor. I thought Fred gave me a tumor, aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh! I was cheering for the bullies to beat the shit out of this kid and I'm not talking a school yard beating. I wanted a Joe Pesci beating with broken guns and a fucking shine box.


What really amazed me was that Nickelodeon made this movie AND this dip shit as his own show? AND they're talking sequel!?!?! What the fuck is going wrong with this world? People talk about politicians being the anti-Christ, look at this nim rod that children are worshipping on-line and on TV. This is shit. Pure and simple. I can't even give this half a star. It deserves nothing, including the time I wasted on it unwillingly.